The gods know what you’ve done.
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for like 3 years
- LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
- Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
- BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce their official bc wtf do u mean u werent before
- GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES
- GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES
- FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE
- WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER
- GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING
- DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS
- MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER
- BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE
- FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE BIG SPOON
- NOW I’M CRYING
- ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
- I DIDN’T NEED THIS
moonriot made me the coolest fuckin’ cake for my birthday today!
xwienersoldier - This cake
im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble
Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children
*me pointing to a ship* close platonic relationship
*fandom crying voice* no… that’s wrong… they cant be platonic………. stop….. theres no proof…… ………. they look into each other in eyes and hugged like once ……. stop saying this fake thing….
*me pointing to a ship* luv that close platonic relationship
When I first heard the term CIS being used on Tumblr, I didn’t know it meant being comfortable with your assigned gender. I thought this whole site was talking about the Confederacy of Independent Systems. As in
the Sith’s droid army, and when everyone was saying “CIS scum” they were calling people out on being Sith
This is my new favourite post on the entire Tumblr
james buchanan barnes was named after us president james buchanan, a lifelong bachelor whose first lady was his niece harriet rebecca lane
bucky’s sister in the comics is rebecca barnes, and bucky in the movies is the eldest of four children
so basically if you don’t think all of bucky’s siblings were sisters named after first ladies of the united states, including a sister named abigail, and all of whom were probably terrifying forces to be reckoned with, why are you even here?
#i have headcanon for all of his sisters#the eldest was abigail and she was gay and went to work in a munitions factory during the war#(no she did not change her name to betty mcrae)#(but the joke has to be made)#the middle was martha and she was the first of the sisters to start wearing pants all the time#she was a hell-raiser who followed steve into fights#and grew up to become a journalist and historian involved in the anti-war and civil rights movements#and the youngest was rebecca#who was one of the first women recruited by peggy carter to shield#she never married but she had a son named james#who in turn named his daughter rebecca#commonly known to others as rikki#who went on to become a shield agent herself#you can’t take this headcanon from me i will die on this hill (via theladymonsters)